Alternative responses when someone asks you whether you’re a boy or girl:

enkiduofvideogames:

happylittlestimmythings:

babblingfishes:

• equally-confused shrugging

• “about 20%”

• return the question, acting intrigued and interested with their answer

• take out your id card and squint at it for a couple minutes before admitting that you forgot your glasses

• lean in and whisper “I wonder the same thing daily”

• ask numerous detailed questions about which gender involves [insert quality], then make them wait a while as you tally up the points on your fingers

• “no”
• “yes”
• “ew”
• respond with “im an experience”-for the SU nerds out there
• “im actually three small unicorns in a trench coat” 
• if youre brave pull on the front of your trousers, look down, and say “uhhhhh… hmmmmmm…. ahhhhhhh…” until they back away
• look at your watch/phone and tell them the time instead
• “sorry but that’s classified information” 
• scream

“statistically, Guam”