teakepp

Witch tip: wrap your bouquets in twine when the first petal is shed and hang upside down to preserve them forever!

kreolemami:

best animation of all time don’t @ me bitch

You know when you can just tell the artist/writer behind a scene has actually been in love before, and then again when they really haven’t? This one has.

Source: kida-tiana

all-that-glitters29:

mushabon:

thebearcametoo:

mushabon:

Employer: “Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?”

Me:

I love this because you could mean anyone in th picture, including the bear.

You made this 1000x better

Tag yourself. Which one are you?

lovelysuggestions:

stop punishing yourself for not being perfect. you are more than enough, and that’s what matters.

ofsassgard:

tweet of the year

Source: bitchevans

goldenshuri:

joulejay:

not gonna lie chief if your stance on incest shipping isnt an automatic “ew thats fucking abhorrent” then you will get these hands

“But X is adopted so technically-“

sweet-bitsy:

Everyone news is over. Don’t report anything else. Nothing else but this matters. News is canceled.

Source: tastefullyoffensive

moonlandingwasfaked:

the-goat-of-dojima:

This might actually be worse than the infinity stones thing lmao

tygale:

targuzzler:

tilthat:

TIL lobsters do not die due to aging. They become stronger and more fertile with age due to the presence of enzyme telomerase which tepairs DNA sequence.

via reddit.com

you’re telling me, if left unharmed, lobsters survive the ravages of time and gain progressively more fuck power as it goes on

Source: catchymemes