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bigprettygothgf:

bigprettygothgf:

before you geeks bring out the inevitable “horny people have no rights xd” jokes again id like to remind you that there are sex workers on this site that either partly or fully rely on this site for income and theres literally nothing about this thats good or helpful

like fucking clockwork

deebott:

weirdsexpervert:

weirdsexpervert:

weirdsexpervert:

tumblr getting rid of cp by banning all porn is like someone starting a forest fire to do some landscaping

aren’t nazis still on here too? L

also remember that time tumblr considered any post about lgbt people nsfw haha

This literally all started because they were too lazy and dismissive of actual CHILD Pornagraphy. Instead of doing the hard work to find and eliminate them they decided to be fucking stupid and lazy and do this ALL Nsfw ban. It’s…. Fucking idiotic.

the-wolf-prospers:

hungrytundras:

Today’s eldrich horror of the day is

You

darc-la-farse:

What. A. Good. Fight.

prokopetz:

Alternative to the tired old wizard-with-a-sugar-daddy interpretation of the patron/warlock relationship in Dungeons & Dragons:

Clueless boss and long-suffering employee, whose powers are basically the magical equivalent of pilfering office supplies for personal use

Scheming master and duplicitous apprentice who are totally open about their loathing for each other and are keen to see who betrays whom first

Bureaucratic devil and soul-peddling diabolist with a contract a mile long, each honestly believing they’re getting the better of the other

Glowering quartermaster and loose-cannon operative, whose record for getting results just barely justifies the expense of employing them

Indifferent parent who pays their estranged offspring’s allowance like clockwork but otherwise prefers to deal with them as little as possible

Vast, slumbering god-monster and amoral parabiologist who knows which spots to poke with a stick to provoke particular autonomic responses

jparedes1969:

ginatrivia:

littlesoldierbucky:

sagansense:

feelcompassion:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Dont forget the child in the manger had to flee with his unwed mother and her boyfriend to another country. As a refugee.

Look up “Jose y Maria” by Everett Patterson

José y María , by Everett Patterson.

sockablock:

Critical Role Liches: unimaginably evil, consumed by ambition, hell-bent on destroying life as it exists to achieve godhood and subjugate all who would oppose him, a horrific decayed corpse animated by his own grotesque power

The Adventure Zone Liches: sought lichdom to save their families, the two that turned evil were fabulous as hell and ran a game show, the other two are major heroes of the story: one is a loving and badass lady who once apologized for destroying a 10-year-old’s macaroons once by accident, the other is literally named Barry Bluejeans