one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

coccineusrosso:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I’ve been a changed person since I found out that all of Santa’s reindeer are gals

they’re wHAT NOW

gals, theY’RE GALS

male reindeer shed their antlers at the end of mating season (early December), while females keep theirs during the winter

and what do Santa’s reindeer have?

ANTLERS

I

hellokristenx:

amordelfriki:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.

I literally put my coffee down, stared at the screen and said “Holy shit…”

this is still my favorite post ever

punkrorschach:

wodneswynn:

helendamnationx:

thespiralpath:

Source: https://twitter.com/ImpPoster

I should be able to sue men who touch me without permission

Under Icelandic settlement law I can kill people who call me names

thespookyprophet:

thatssad-alexaplaydespacito:

hera: zeus cheated on me again!

persephone while sipping a frappuccino and texting hades: sucks for you

poseidon: idk if i’ll ever find love :((

hades, while picking flowers for persephone: that’s so sad, alexa play despacito.

P

banderjack-o-lantern:

prismatic-bell:

rosepetalrevolution:

Petition to bring back “The Cask of Amontillado” memes for October.

I have many Cask of Amontillado memes in my basement, would you like to see them?

Boy would I!

thatforestprince:

livewithsomeregrets:

nunyabizni:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

boxerwagon:

southernsideofme:

How the fuck…

What

it’s legit

https://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2018/11/death_of_hhs_official_daniel_b.html

Ah yes, he beat himself to death in the night next to a garage.

adhighdefinition:

sarahkatlinewalker:

I have been Thinking About The Thing I Have To Get Done for three fucking hours and I can’t get myself to do it

bbwmzthickem:

thahalfrican:

thesnobbyartsyblog:

It changes based upon who you are or their mood.

If you know her well enough you can hear the voice she texting in too

Facts 😂😂😂