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sarahsspirits:

Two cool things I heard my little sister say tonight:

“The only king I need is my bed”

“I just kept goin’ the wrong way till I was goin’ the right way, y’know?”

spindashez:

susiephone:

dantecain:

Undertale was full of raw ass lines and I’m sorry y’all are too chickenshit to acknowledge this because you’ve decided it’s cringy to like things

op is so right and here’s some evidence (not even a fraction of it all):

• “I can’t go to Hell. I’m all out of vacation days.”
• “Despite everything, it’s still you.”
• “My brother’d really like to see a human, so it’d really help me out if you’d keep pretending to be one.”
• “Don’t worry, my little monarch, my plan isn’t regicide. This is so much more interesting.”
• “First, however, is as customary for those who make it this far… I shall tell you the tragic tale of our people. It all started, long ago… No. You know what? SCREW IT! WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU THAT STORY WHEN YOU’RE ABOUT TO DIE!”
• “The more you kill, the easier it becomes to distance yourself. The more you distance yourself, the less you will hurt. The more easily you can bring yourself to hurt others.”
• “If I were you, I would have thrown in the towel by now. But you didn’t get this far by giving up, did you? That’s right. You have something called ‘determination.’ So long as you hold on… so long as you do what’s in your heart…I believe you can do the right thing. Alright. We’re all counting on you, kid. Good luck.”
• “I understand why Asgore took so long to hire a new royal scientist. The previous one… Dr. Gaster. His brilliance was irreplaceable. However, his life… was cut short. One day, his experiments went wrong, and… Well, I needn’t gossip. After all, it’s rude to talk about someone who’s listening.”
• “You should be smiling, too. Aren’t you excited? Aren’t you happy? You’re going to be free.”

yeah yeah sans undertale jokes but “its a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming. on days like these, kids like you, should be burning in hell” is extremely raw

perrfectly:

such a great feeling when someone just genuinely wants to talk to you and wants to know how your life is going

jakemorph:

mutantapologist:

Magneto: Are you interested in joining my team of mutants fighting for the end of mutant oppression? 🙂

A mutant: sure what’s it called?

Magneto: the brotherhood of evil mutants

Mutant: w

Mutant: why’s it called that

like you all wouldnt be hyped as fuck to join a gay rights club called the “brotherhood of evil gays”