inkabelledesigns:

spookyghostiesandthings:

derpomatic:

glumshoe:

semoka:

glumshoe:

It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.

wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em

“I have cornered you in this aquarium, where your fire powers are useless!”

“Fire powers? Dude, I’m an ice hero. I freeze shit and manipulate water. Also, I love aquariums. Thanks for the free entry!”

“But… you’re dressed like Guy Fieri…?”

“Yeah haha. I have an autumnal complexion.”

Also, no superhero should have a name that gives away the power set.

Misdirection – “Get him, Lasereye!”
“Haha, my mirror will deflect your, wait, why are you made of stone now?”

They call him laser eye because he once blinded himself with a laser pointer and it was the funniest shit they’d ever seen

This is my cup of tea.

profoundly-bluesoul:

More mundane witch tips!

-if you’re a leg shaker, drawing a sigil on your leg while bouncing it gives it the energy charge it needs

-do your mantras while putting on clothes or makeup

-sigils on the back of your phone so it doesn’t die on you when you need it most

-sigils on your steering wheel to help keep u safe

-enchant your bookmarks so they don’t fall out of your books

-place a crystal in your silverware drawer to give your food a little extra umph

-sigils on your shoes so they don’t come untied

dead-robins:

My last post didn’t get any traction, so I’m trying again. I’m looking for blogs to follow. Like/reblog if you post about any of the following:

• witchcraft (especially death witchcraft)
• spirit work
• astral travel
• original witchy content
• tarot
• Hekate
• Anubis
• The Morrigan
• dark aesthetic (like dead flowers and animal bones, not like gore or s*lf h*rm)

No TERFs/SWERFs, alt right, etc. 

I’m a transmasc adult and would prefer to follow other adults.

:edit: I forgot to mention, this is a sideblog. I follow from @robinwastestime

satyinepu:

witchy-queer:

ghost-nettle:

Lately I’ve been really digging using index cards for spells. They burn incredibly well and fast, and you can create pocket sized vision boards, they make great paper poppets for external (ie: a target other than yourself) spell work and can fit in just about any sized altar space for portals and touchstones. 

Almost all of the spells I’ve cast over the past few months have either been potions/elixirs or index card workings. 

10/10 agree, index cards are the BEST

I’ve used them for fire petition spells plenty they’re great

songofkeys:

the-long-dog:

perccyderolo:

i have never understood or played magic the gathering, but i have nothing but respect for it after seeing this tittieless snake woman

you could have gone the easy route. you could have given her titties. but you didn’t. cause she’s a reptile. thank you mtg. thank you.

She is feeling Fresh and Fabulous. 

SHE SURE IS because she is literally finishing up a shed there, look, you can see the last of it clinging to her tail

but she’s already dressed again, after peeling off the skin that would previously have been under that armor

the only logical conclusion here is that she wanted a picture of herself at her SHINIEST and PRETTIEST and hurried to get dressed once enough of her fresh and shiny new skin was uncovered

I bet her bestie took the picture and has been eagerly waiting with the magical fantasy camera for like, hours

“oh my GOD T’sissra your scales are SO VIBRANT this picture is going to be AMAZING”

iamwomanking:

cutiequeercris:

jvedi:

fashionably late? more like anxiously early

I will get to class 20 mins early and still be anxious

Because no one else is there yet & is this the right place?? are you here the wrong day??

prof-peach:

baskingsunflower:

dubustuff:

rakatakat:

really love imagining a bunch a kids and teens on their pokemon journeys staying the night on the couches and floors in the lobbies of pokemon centers, having long talks about their experiences and feelings sharing funny and scary stories and myths about legendaries and trading items and sharing TMs along with sugary snacks and pokedex chargers all while their pokemon are out of their pokeballs and all bundled up in blankets sleeping soundly next to their trainers while they stare up at the stars shining through the glass ceiling over their heads

#this is what pokemon’s all about

#this is…so nice

I just…really like this idea man. So I drew a thing.

ask-spiderpool:

It’s almost too much to be a coincidence. 

c-orgiis:

when tumblr dies…yall know where to find me