I’m all for fantasy stories where supernatural characters protect their human friends, but does anyone else want some stories where the humans are the ones who are looking after their supernatural friends?
A human girl exchanging her silver engagement ring for a cheaper one after she realises why her werewolf friend has been refusing to high five her.
A group of humans throwing coats over their vampire friend because he forgot it was the Summer solstice and was caught out by the sunrise. Those same friends coming to visit him when he wakes up in the late afternoon, bringing him blood from the butcher’s and putting up with his whining about the nights getting longer.
A human hearing that someone stole their selkie friends pelt and coming over to her new “husband"s house immediately and threatening to punch his lights out unless he tells them where it is.
Humans petitioning the counsel to build a wooden climbing frame in the local playground because the old one has iron parts and their fairy friend’s kids can’t use it without burning themselves.
I’ll post more if I can come up with any.
This kinda fits on this blog
Humans getting the local Dryad’s tree and naiad’s pool named as protected landmarks and keeping them clean of trash and litter.
Worn Scalemail– A dragon’s molt fashioned into armor. The armor is about as good as leather armor but also gives you a resistance to whatever the element the dragon was (DM’s choice on the type)
Dragon Scales– Scales of justice that can weigh/compare the value of items.
Vary Berries– A set of berries, each one tasting very different from the other and, when eaten, will temporarily give the eater dragon breath (the effect is dependent on the flavor! Effects will not stack)
The Dragon’s D– Dagger made of an ancient dragon’s claw, infused with fire magic
Costuming for Kender, my Tiefling warlock. I really like his original costuming- the second image- but he’s changed a lot recently and I wanted his look to reflect that, so I’ve been playing with some new designs.
Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"
imma need some context on that cause WHAT?
“forests” = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically saplings “mesas” = not landforms, but petrified ancient tree trunks IIRC the theory goes that all forests on Earth were destroyed ages ago and it takes them ridiculous times to regrow, with those giant mammoth redwood trees just being the oldest ones that have grown the most
evidence 1:
Who/what cut down the trees to make them mesas, for what purpose, and with what tools?
I’ve actually looked a little deeper into this, and the short answer is that humans cut them down with future tech. This theory is a sub-theory of flat earth, as it makes use of a lot of the same basic assumptions about the world, most importantly that our entire worldview is a construct created by the elite that controls our world from the shadows. By keeping knowledge from us, they can treat us like sheep without expecting resistance. Part of this theory is that we had advanced machines and supercomputers way back, even in the ancient times, and that all history older than about 100 years is a lie crafted by this elite in the wake of a nuclear war in the 1800s.
What would we use all that wood for, and where did it go?
Rock is wood. Or rather, wood becomes rock as it grows and the trees reach massive heights. They essentially mined the trees for useful minerals and metals, and for the construction of whatever secret structres they use to control us.
Steal dnd settings from conspiracy theorists every day bc this shit is too good
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