lovelysuggestions:

kink: someone sending me a photo and saying “this made me think of you”

butchvulpix:

(sees my birth name) thats a slur

mjalti:

me: what if every single headache we have is just an advanced supernatural being trying to telepathically communicate with us but our minds can’t handle the frequency they’re on so they short circuit

me to me: will… will you just take the damn advil ..

master-of-explodo-kills: