The two ADHD moods:
– I can’t do it
– I can’t stop doing it
The two types of ADHD time:
– now
– not now
the two ADHD memory modes:
-I literally cannot recall the words that just came out of my mouth
-I can recite the opening paragraph of every single magic treehouse book
Tag: me
am i even good at kissing this is a serious concern of mine
That Guy™: You know that witchcraft doesn’t work and is a waste of money, right?
Me: I mean you can say that about religion too, but the difference is that I eat better and my baths smell great AND my anxiety is lower than ever before, so shut up and light that candle for me ’cause I want that interview
this right here
The last part tho
somebody: so what do u like to do for fun? 🙂
me, very used to being mocked for my interests: ha ha, i dunno, i don’t do anything. Ever
*it starts raining*
me: yes
*lighting appears*
me: yES
*thunders explode*
me: YES
*raining intensifies*
me: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
wlw:
cryptid gay culture is having never watched an episode of glee in ur entire life
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
uh yeah i’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been here for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. maybe even dinosaurs
i’m just so tired of being on this earth as a human, i just want to be a fairy and drink dew drops off of leaves n sleep inside a rose n help make plants grow
teakepp 