the-cats-meouch:

*randomly materializes out of a murder of crows with a slurpee in my hand* hey guys what’s up?

meloetta:

bewbin:

meloetta:

multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

did u lose again

hijabiheaux:

feraligatr:

summer aesthetic:

1 and a half meals a day

being up too late

crying

an awkward feeling of emptyness after the stress of exams

sleeping

I fucking hate how true this is

imp:

do any of you regularly think “FUCKKK i started talking about myself again im so conceited” while having a normal conversation with someone 

gayscreams:

the-official-nasa:

amazingmars:

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead

no bitch i wanna see them aliens

candy5hark11:

nightcoremoon:

frickdun:

[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens

aliens:

nasa: lmao what aliens

nasa, with $60, holding back tears: we can finally afford some more space rocks

Me, staring at a candle for a solid 23 minutes: ……..
Me, swinging a pendulum: should I have macaroni and cheese for dinner?
Me, talking to rocks: hello I love you everyone gets to be kissed
Me, kissing my rocks: cleansed♡
Me, lighting incense and waving it around: YeSSS
Me, throwing herbs into a bottle: okay yeah uh rosemary represents like.. love. I think. This is a love potion. Yeah
Me, chugging piping hot tea: SELF CARE

awkward-child-zoz:

“I’ll DM you,” I said.

You sit patiently, expecting a private message at any moment. There’s a knock at your door. It’s me, dressed in a surprisingly well made wizard robe, arms full of books and dice.

“Roll for initiative.” I utter.