corgi-kid:

Technically because I am non-binary there is no definitive opposite to it.

Therefore no one can define if I am attracted to the same sex or the opposite sex.

Therefore I am both heterosexual and homosexual.

I am Schrödinger’s Gay.

notsogreppy:

vvitchcrvfts:

shoutout to my witches with memory problems, who can’t tell you correspondences or properties right off the top of their head and often have to refer back to their journals or books of shadows, it’s perfectly okay to do that witchcraft is a huge field of knowledge and can’t always be remembered perfectly

I thrive to be that witch who’s like,

“Oh yes! This is it, the last thing I needed for the love potion….or was that for the deadly curse….shit.”

*run back to book of shadows*

*it was actually the herb for neither, it was an herb for heartburn.*

barafurbear:

unfriendlyblackwitch:

chorusofravenousangels:

sexhaver:

what if magic was real but it was treated the way music is now with different genres and like “oh youre still into conjuring? thats cool I guess. recently ive been getting into third-wave post-necromancy, it’s some pretty heavy stuff”

“what do you mean you’ve never learned FIREBALL, it’s a CLASSIC”
“idk I’m not really into evocations.”
“how can you not be into ANY evocations?”
“well, it’s kind of dad magic, isn’t it?”

DAD MAGIC

CASUAL MAGIC IS MY AESTHETIC