have i told you guys about the time that i classically conditioned my kindergarten class
I got like 4 anons asking about this so I guess I didn’t:
omg. okay, so basically, I was a “gifted kid” which was code for fucken nerd ass bitch, so i would constantly just stare off into space during class while everyone else was tryna figure out what the fuck our teacher was tryna say. Anyway, I was learning about chemistry and biology outside of school(i know what a fucking nerd amirite ladies), and my dad got me a book that talked about all these famous psychological experiments.
So chapter one was, would you have guessed it, Pavlov’s dog. I thought it my be fun to try something to that extent with my classmates. Now, keep in mind, being a nerdy ass brown kid in a school full of white ppl meant that I wasn’t exactly popular, and no one really talked to me in class or cared what I was doing.
Everyday, at 9:45 am, our teacher would announce that it was snacktime, and everyone would fucking sprint to their cubbies to grab their lunchboxes like it was the goddamn hunger games. Kindergarten kids didn’t really have a concept of time, so i used this to my advantage. At 9:45 as my teacher would walk up to announce snacktime, I would knock on my desk really quickly three times. It was rly subtle, and I wasn’t sure that it would work.
So after two or three weeks, I decided to have some fun. Thirty minutes after school began at like 8:30 or something, I tapped knocked on the desk. Half the class turned their heads and looked straight at the cubbies. 3 boys got up and were about to run to get their lunchbox. One girls stomach started growling REALLY loudly. The teacher had to take 5 minutes to get everyone to calm down and one kid started crying because he thought it was snacktime and he was so shocked and destroyed.
Realizing that I had basically dog trained the whole class, I burst out laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and cut my head on the tile floor and got sent home early because I was laughing so hard they thought I had a concussion or something. When I explained what happened to my dad he left the room, but I could hear him losing it in the hallway.
So everytime now that I learn about classical conditioning in my Neuroscience classes, I have to fight to keep a straight face
OUT OF CONTEXT: A playlist to play out in public loudly without headphones or to use to introduce your friend to musical theatre. All the songs in the playlist make zero to little sense without context.
Dogfight – Dogfight Off Broadway, Blue – Heathers the Musical, I Love You Like a Table – Waitress the Musical, Joseph Smith American Moses – The Book of Mormon, Over the Moon – Rent, Black Death – Something Rotten, Bend and Snap – Legally Blonde the Musical, If We Get Married – American Psycho the Musical, Vanilla Ice Cream – She Loves Me, Changing My Major – Fun Home, La Vie Boheme – Rent, Hell No! – The Color Purple, The Bitch of Living – Spring Awakening, The Internet is for Porn – Avenue Q, Shiksa Goddess – The Last Five Years, Poison in My Pocket – A Gentleman’s Guide, Something Rotten!/Make an Omelette – Something Rotten, Balaga – Great Comet of 1812, Spooky Mormon Hell Dream – Book of Mormon, Sweet Transvestite – Rocky Horror, Epiphany – Sweeney Todd, Never Ever Getting Rid of Me – Waitress the Musical, A Summer in Ohio – The Last Five Years, Die Vampire Die – Title of Show, Poor, Unsuccessful, and Fat – A New Brain
As a Sagittarius, you have a wisdom that most of your peers do not have. Experience. While others may get their experiences from other people or their own thoughts, you are out there living and finding out first hand how things work.
in my one original universe dragons are just shitty possums that don’t really do anything, you just find them in your garden or bathtub making this expression
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