deehaan:

• had three middle names
• spoke five languages
• was sentenced to prison for being bisexual
• was 16 when he had his first kiss
• loved to travel
• had an eidetic memory
• lied about his age on his marriage certificate
• held seances at his house
• spoke with his hand in front of his mouth bc he was embarrassed by how supernaturally white his teeth were
• kept a vase of flowers on his writing desk to neutralize the smell of his ashtray
• had a passion for interior design and aesthetics—his drawing room was painted blue and covered in dragons, he even pressed feathers into the plaster to make it look cool
• the kids at his school called him “grey crow”
• one of the reasons he didn’t commit suicide was bc he was afraid he would go to hell for it
• his favorite word was ivory
• his last words were “i am in a duel to the death with this wallpaper, one of us has got to go”
• his grave, in paris, has become the target of mass quantities of lipstick kisses. no lie. it’s literally covered in lipstick stains. and a sphinx. he also asked to be buried with his former lover’s ashes