Herbal witch probs

queer-witch-of-color:

lotuseatingwitch:

how is your hair so long it must be extensions, right?

your nails are so long, they’re fake right?

your eyelashes are pretty long…they’re fake right?

your teeth are pretty white…you bleach them, right?

no seriously, your nails are totes fake!

No, no. We’re just herbal witches who knows how to nourish our damn temples with micronutrients and make some nice glamours when we need to. Like damn, people. 

K, but you need to be spilling the tea for hair growth…

mutisija:

anyways can we start recognizing adhd as an actual and serious disorder that

  • can affect on functioning in every day life so badly that it interferes with taking care of very basic human needs
  • is not 10 yrs old white boy exclusive disorder
  • is not a fake disorder created to benefit medicine companies
  • definitely should not be reduced to “kid who cant sit still and wont stop screaming” stereotypes because adhd has a whole fuckton of symptoms ranging from serious memory issues to fine motor control difficulties

homebeccer:

missvulpix212:

maskedkitsune:

Finally, a full team of plant girls

It’s like a classic magical girl team. Bellossom the chipper happy-go-lucky leader and newbie, Roserade the Bifauxnen charmer, Lilligant the ditzy powerhouse, Florges the elegant lady, Lurantis the quirky nerd, and Tsareena the tsundere rival-turned-ally. I’d watch the hell out of that show.

@missvulpix212 @maskedkitsune so like this?

Things To Do After Top Surgery

badass-boytoy:

– Sleep shirtless

– Go for a run with no shirt on

– Grow chest hair

– Go to the beach only in board shorts

– Buy more douchey shirts

– Skinny dipping??

– Mow lawns with my guns out as well as my amazing pecks

– Get rid of these damn tan lines

– Actually go outside to tan

– Get a massage from a girl without feeling even more stressed

– Lay in front of a fan on a hot day in nothing but boxers

– Show off my six pack that I have yet to form

– Work out my upper body even more

– Just put a shirt on in the morning and go

– Shirtless selfies

– Be dysphoria free

– Feel comfortable in my own skin

Witchcraft 🔮 Asks.

zombies-with-radios:

Put a number(s) in my ask

1. What is your specialty?

2. Do you use an altar?

3. What is your favorite holiday?

4. Do you have a familiar?

5. How long have you practiced?

6. What is your sign?

7. Do you have any morning or evening rituals?

8. Do you have any Pagan friends?

9. What’s is the best part of being a witch/ practitioner?

10. How do you feel about scary Witch stereotypes?

11. Post a picture of yourself.

12. Post a picture of your familiar.

13. What is your favorite witchcraft blog?

14. Favorite candle scent?

15. Do your parents/ peers accept your craft?

attractthecrows:

You know what I want?

Space mythology.

Saints of the starship and angels that take their true form as nebulae, great and fiery amorphous beings that speak the will of the Universe

Nymphs of asteroid fields and planetary rings, sylphs that fly in the tails of comets and solar wind, the gods of the galactic core

Demons that dwell in black holes and eat the hearts of dying stars, spirits of galactic battles that cause engines and shields to fail when you get too close to their graves

Ghost ships, long MIA, drifting in dark space, an inaccessible monument to those lost

Demigods, Herculean beings forged in solar fire surviving alone and unshielded in the vacuum, on an icy rock so far from a star as to never see its light

Heroes and saints ascending to their gods by dissolving into starlight and void

Just…Space mythology.