people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE.
This needed its own post because as cute and funny as this is, I hope its one of the last times she feels this threatened around us. All I wanted to do was clean your tank, Kate. I didn’t mean to give you a frighten.