queer-witch-of-color:

lotuseatingwitch:

how is your hair so long it must be extensions, right?

your nails are so long, they’re fake right?

your eyelashes are pretty long…they’re fake right?

your teeth are pretty white…you bleach them, right?

no seriously, your nails are totes fake!

No, no. We’re just herbal witches who knows how to nourish our damn temples with micronutrients and make some nice glamours when we need to. Like damn, people. 

K, but you need to be spilling the tea for hair growth…