i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP
If ur white and like this post I fux with u
^absolutely
5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.
i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this
6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death
Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌
yesyesyesyes
If you don’t reblog I probably won’t like you as a person
If you get the urge, here’s an absolutely free pass to question my cooking skills, dancing ability, and/or dress sense, or whatever else comes to mind based on my whiteness. Somehow I’ll cope.
Step 1: Cut and pin down fabric square. Lay both pieces together on the reverse side.
Step 2: Sew fabric, leaving one corner open at least 2 inches
Step 3: Pull your needle through the inside, then turn the fabric inside out.
Step 4: Your needle should now be on the outside of the square.
Step 5: Fill with uncooked rice. A funnel would be great here! I used a measuring spoon. You may also wish to fill with Lavender buds, or other herbs that can be heated or cooled safely.
Step 6: Sew open corner shut. I left some yarn at the end to do some knot work to seal my intentions.
*OPTIONAL*
Step 7: Cut out a square patch of fabric and stitch on this sigil for “Relief”. I recommend actually sewing two pieces of fabric together first, like in Step 1, to avoid fraying.
Step 8: Sew on patch to make a crystal pocket!
Considerations
Give yourself at least an hour for this project. It would be faster with a sewing machine, but not everyone has one.
This bag is meant to be a cold or hot compress. You can microwave or freeze the bag to your needs.
Do not get the bag wet or throw in washer. Hand wash stains.
Do not put crystals in the microwave or freezer. Put the crystal in the pocket after it has cooled a bit. Some crystals can break or change if exposed to extreme heat.
Consider chanting over the rice to fill it with your intentions.
The purpose of the sigil is so that it will be charged every time you heat or freeze the bag.
If you cannot do this project, but would like one for yourself – I will be offering pre-made ones if there is an interest!
Many Spoons to you all 🙂
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