if there’s some old bad energy and/or some nasty little spirits lingering around your house, you don’t have to drag out some elaborate banishing ritual to deal with it
honestly, just stomping around your house sprinkling salt water and chanting “fuck off” will do the trick just fine, maybe even more effectively than a fancy banishing
i did it the other night to do away with some astral fuckery going on in my house and i haven’t had a problem sinceThese real-talk witch tips are my favorite.
Curtis and I watch a lot of RPDR and for about 6 months after Bianca Del Rio’s season, our favorite method of clearing energy was lighting sage and palo santo together and yelling NOT TODAY SATAN at the top of our lungs even though we really are Pantheistic and work with everybody…
The point was made~! And it did work!
Another favorite of Curtis’s is “I AM NOT SUBSCRIBING TO BULLSHIT TODAY. CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTION. NOBODY ORDERED BULLSHIT.”
Sometimes I’m like “how would the druids feel about this”
and then other times i’m like “the druids did not subscribe to bullshit.”
Im totally stealing “NOBODY ORDERED BULLSHIT”
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