This is so sad

yourplayersaidwhat:

So, I’m DM’ing this custom world and the dwarven society has a spanish motiff. After my players got ambushed by kobolds and lost the cargo they were supposed to protect, they hit the tavern of the minning district(where they where supposed to deliver the package). This is the conversation with the bartender:

Ner-ghul(the high elf mystic): “… and now our contract says that we have to go retrieve the barrels that were stolen”

Me(as the bartender): “This is so sad… Alexa!…”

Me(OOC): “You see that she yells to the bard that is playing at the corner”

Me(bartender): “… Play Despacito to these guys”

Leave a comment